Wednesday, May 9, 2012

The more than one million active cultures (of Italy)

I have always enjoyed a good yogurt. 

My first yogurt-consumption related memory dates back to when I was probably six years old: peeling back the red-foil-topped Strawberry Banana Yoplait, then licking the lid the way my mama instructed me to (never waste anything!). My fascination for lid-licking was later usurped by the squeezable Gogurt (the dairy version of the delectable OtterPop), then frozen Gogurt, then Yoplait Whips, then greek yogurt with honey, then frozen soft serve,  then homemade yogurt, then greek yogurt with honey again, and so-on. 

Of late, my favorite flavor has been of the full-fat and plain variety. Still, I love cruising the dairy aisle at the Pam and admiring the diversity of flavors that function to meet the needs of the Italian palate. Over time, I've managed to successfully exhaust the entire Activia family for taste-testing, and even gone so far as to make a single-portion pseudo-gelato by freezing the "Golosi" flavors [which means "greedy/gluttonous" in reference to a person but "decadent"/"voluptuous"/"indulgent" as it relates to food] and saving them  for an after dinner delight. 

Aside from the regular genres like Vanilla or Berries of the Woods, I've found Hazelnut, Coffee, Prune, Fig, Wheat & Walnut, Coconut ("con fiber"!), Wheat and Honey, Pear (+fiber), and Fiordilatte (akin  to sweetcream). Wheat & honey is probably my favorite, though I'm still holding out for the day I find Tiramisu







(...my favorite part about the yogurt is still, (and always will be) licking the lid.) 

Monday, May 7, 2012

Say Nogan to Hogan

I don't claim to be an expert on anything, let alone fashion. 

That said, via my casually collected observations whilst living in the "fashion capital of the world", I can safely certify that Milan showcases more pedestrians falling victim to clothing-related misfortunes than any other city I've ever lived (and this includes Seattle, a conurbation that excretes more fleece than it does coffee). 

The problem with fashion faux-pas Milanese style, is the willing submission to over-priced name brands that completely lack an aesthetic dimension- solely for the sake of the name brand. Take for instance, these little gems:


Indeed these orthopedic-esque disasters (known as Hogan) retail for $400.00. FOUR H-U-N-D-R-E-D DOLLARS. I do not understand. I would pay to not have to wear them.

For ten euro, any pleb could blitz a walmart/lidl, pick out a pair of high tops from the clearance rack, recover her bedazzler, and affix a few crystal gems to the side for a fraction of the price. And as if these obviously-ugly-but-well-known-for-being-pricey footpieces weren't criminal enough, they are almost always accompanied by either scruffy pants or a scruffy top, and a designer handbag dripping in designer print- 99% of the time Louis Vuitton, 1% Fendi, never a Prada. 

To highlight the pervasiveness of the issue, I'd like to explain that the following photographic evidence was taken over the course of only 24 hours, and that for every photo successfully captured, I bared witness to five times the actual assault crime. 






So if you're one who succumbs, you can buy them here; if you're craving for more street suicide, you can see more here

Thursday, April 19, 2012

The Perennial Staple

I have noticed a trend in the questions I get asked here in Italy. 


1. Ti piace Milano? (Do you like Milan?)
2. Ti piace cucinare? (Do you like to cook?)
3. Che cucini? (What do you cook?)


The last question always gets me. Last week I made stuffed mushrooms. Not only do I not know how to say "stuffed" in Italian, but I don't know how to really explain that the things I enjoy cooking are things with an aesthetic dimension, complex, detailed, kind of plebeian gourmet, slow food, vegetable-based, healthy chic, a little pretentious. Cooking in Italy tends to be simple- minimal ingredients because the ingredients are fresh, flavorful, and speak for themselves. 

In considering this further, I began to think about the ingredients I used to have on hand at my apartment back home. Lots of vegetables. Herbs. Spices. Alcohol. lots of alcohol. 


So I opened up my fridge in Milan...things looked more or less the same, except for one unmissable difference:


CHEESE.


CHEESE.


MORE CHEESE.


CHEESE EVERYWHERE.


The entire bottom shelf of our refrigerator is entirely dedicated to CHEESE. just CHEESE. only cheese. cheese alone. nothing but cheese. an arsenal of cheese.

I decided to take everything out and put it on the table, so you'd believe me. (an endeavor that warranted three round-trip journeys to the refrigerator and afterward, left me feeling fatigued and confused.)


cheese

  • 3 x Gruyere
  • 1 x Tomino (feculent and most often found wrapped in Prosciutto before being pan fried)
  • 1 x something unknown- unwrapped and stinky and salty and very delicious (which I devoured immediately after snapping this photo).
  • 1 x Granbu di Bufala (I have no idea)
  • 1 x Grana Soresina
  • 1 x Homemade provolone (from Giulio's patient)
  • 2 x homemade pecorino from Sardinia
  • 1 x package mozzarella balls
  • 1 x pack Capra (of the goat variety)
  • 1 x pack Linea (junction where mozzarella meets laughing cow meets tofu-extrafirm)
  • 1 x feta
  • 2 x serious wedges of Parmesan 


The list grows and recedes weekly, kind of like my waistline. but collectively, this group knows not mortality. Together, they are the perennial staple of my frigorifero italiano

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Parmesan Sock Soup

I was probably ten when my father took me inside my first cheese shop in London. I recall standing outside a particular one in Covent Garden and being counseled on matters of etiquette before stepping inside: "don't touch anything and don't speak too loudly". His British accent has always been convincing. 

The clerk at the counter gave us each a slice of cheese to try. I remember watching my father so elegantly place the small cubed sample in his mouth, and then, in amazement, seeing his face melt into ecstasy. I was eager to do the same. And so I did.


Although I cannot remember what variety it was, I do remember those moments that followed once the cheese hit my tongue. And they were horrible. Absolutely horrible. Especially because I was expecting to be washed over with ecstasy the way my dad just had. Unwilling to be at the root of my father's embarrassment, I feigned a smile and buried the little nugget under my tongue,  waiting (a bloody century) for the most opportune moment to spit it out. I remember how desperate I sensed myself as the saliva began to accrue around this small, but pervasive piece of cheese. As we left the shop, and the little bell above the door chimed, I reflexively spat the bolus out onto the pavement in a way that may or may not have made Pavlov proud. And then I looked in horror as I watched it roll away, realizing what act of impropriety I had just committed. But before anybody could grow angry, I desperately explained that whatever I had been given had been an honest reflection of pure evil. Dad cursorily examined the chunk of partially masticated cheese and then burst into laughter.  "Oooohhhhohoohooo! it's the rind!!" he said, in his english accent. "oooohhooNoohooho! disgusting!" And so began my longstanding hatred for cheese rinds- akin to the distinct flavor of "dirty socks" as my father put it that day. 

But who knew that cheese rinds could actually be so delicious in soups?! Indeed, I now save my parmesan rinds in a bag in the freezer and toss them into soups to add richness and flavor to the base. 

For this vegetarian soup, you can pretty much abuse your artistic license and tailor it to whatever you have in your refrigerator. Furthermore, if you fancy being particularly lazy (as I tend to be) don't bother chopping anything up- it kind of adds a chic touch to the final product anyway.  


What you need
  • 2 leftover parmesan rinds
  • 2 fresh rosemary sprigs
  • 8 cups chicken or veggie broth
  • 2 tablespoons italian seasoning (or a divided combination of oregano, rosemary, etc)
  • a couple shakes of red pepper flakes
  • 1 onion
  • 1 zucchini
  • 5 carrots
  • 5 celery stalks
  • 1/2 head cabbage, chopped
  • 2 roma tomatoes, quartered
  • 1 can of beans (I used lentils)
  • chopped fresh parsley
  • salt & pepper to taste

Put the parmesan rinds in a pot with broth, whole onion, and rosemary sprigs. Bring to a boil, then simmer for 25 minutes. Add all the vegetables except tomatoes. Add the dried spices. Bring to a boil again, then cook on medium for an additional 20 minutes. Add the tomatoes. Cook 5 minutes. Add the beans, then a few tablespoons of parsley. Remove rosemary sprigs, rinds, and onion. Season with salt and pepper. I served it over 1/2 cup of brown rice to make it a more satisfying and nutritionally complete meal.
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Serves 6. 154 calories per serving








Buon Appetito!

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Easter Bunny's Food Hangover Panacea


Our household is eclectic in nature, and so it is reflected in our "family dinners". We take turns cooking, and although it is not always the typical Cucina Italiana, it is always delicious.


It's been a while since I did a food post. Well, at least a food post of my own creation. Given the enduring Easter motif and the Colomba debacle, I thought this an appropriate occasion to debut my curried carrot soup recipe: food overdose damage control at its finest, and most delicious.


What you Need

  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 1.5 onions, chopped
  • 2 celery stalks, chopped
  • 1 tablespoon curry powder
  • 500 grams carrots (~12 medium), peeled & chopped
  • 2 pinkish, medium sized apples, chopped. (also, if you're using organic apples, leave the skin on. if not, peel 'em)
  • 1 bay leaf (or 4 in my case, they were old as sin)
  • 4 cups chicken broth (regular sodium)
  • 1/4 tsp salt

for garnish:

  • 1 tablespoon thick, plain greek yogurt (I prefer Fage 2%)
  • chopped parsley
  • freshly cracked pepper


Heat the oil over medium heat, then toss in onions and celery. Cook for 10 minutes-ish, stirring occasionally, until the onions look sweaty, but not browned. Add the curry, bay leaf, carrots, and apples, and let cook for a few more minutes. Add the broth and salt. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat to simmer and cover for 20 minutes, or until the goodies inside grow soft and tender like your mother. Remove from heat. With your magic wand blender in hand, take no prisoners. Creamy puree ought in ensue.


Serve immediately with a dollop of yogurt, freshly chopped parsley, and cracked pepper.
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Serves 6. 110 calories/serving (without yogurt).

sunglasses are essential combat for merciless onion poison











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