tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7008619845000405722.post1400734008148069729..comments2023-10-05T18:21:59.798+02:00Comments on vive la liv: Dear Teacher,Livhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04262296335235224795noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7008619845000405722.post-91968076080510258492009-04-15T02:32:00.000+02:002009-04-15T02:32:00.000+02:00Dear Student,
1. Yes you are, come on admit it. Y...Dear Student,<br /><br />1. Yes you are, come on admit it. You couldn't possibly be interested in Physics, you're a girl!<br />2. The only reason to study anything is to figure out how to kill it.<br />3. I humiliate you because you make me feel weak in the knees. From the first moment I saw you I was disarmed. I want nothing more than to hold you, be near you, make love to you, but no one can ever know this, so I must overcompensate by lambasting you. <br />4.I make you draw these graphs so I can submit them to blondegraph magazine's amateur graph hunt. Your last one was a nine on the spank-o-meter.<br />5. Once again, I must belittle you, so they won't know. Also someone once told me that the way to get laid is to treat'em like shit. What do you think? Admit it, you can't stop thinking about me.<br />6. Why don't you come over and rip it off me little girl? <br />7. But that's what my Mom told me all through my 3 and a half years at Long Beach State...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7008619845000405722.post-49065807971596180592009-03-03T19:13:00.000+01:002009-03-03T19:13:00.000+01:00Isn't it interesting to be at a junior college now...Isn't it interesting to be at a junior college now? If the teacher only knew your background. I am taking some classes at Bellevue CC right now, but luckily I have great teachers!Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07974500540143536390noreply@blogger.com